Garbage Can Contacts

Neglecting the comfort of his own home he decided to put his contacts in while in Secaucus. So where is the most sanitary place to do that? Of course it’s on the garbage can on the platform. Standing right behind Brad was an optometrist with a disgusted look on his face. I've never seen one person look so disgusted before.

Handhold

Although famously opposed to holding onto train handles for support, Brad changed his mind one morning, reached back, and accidentally slid his hand into an elderly woman's scalp.