Tickets

Kallet was going into the city for an interview and was dressed to impress. It turned out, he purchased the wrong ticket for his commute. When the conductor strolled by, he looked down at the ticket and simply stared at Kallet, without saying a word. Then the conductor said, "Sir, you have to get off the train." Kallet was speechless, sure he would miss his interview.

Then the conductor burst out laughing and said "Just kidding. you owe me 4 dollars."

So luckily, he made it to his interview on time only to find out he dressed a little too well to impress.